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Erotic Roleplaying: Let’s Play Doctor

erotic roleplaying doctorI decided to celebrate National Men’s Health Month with some erotic roleplaying. Healthy men equals better fucking. As a sex education teacher, I know a thing or two about the prostate. Too many men neglect this tiny little gland that does so much to the overall performance of the most important male muscle, the cock. Regular prostate exams and monthly milkings can keep men fucking their women well into their 90s with no assistance from that little blue pill. I know I want to be fucking until I’m on my death bed!

One of my favorite fuck toys, Mike, has not had a prostate exam since college. That was about 10 years ago. Bad boy. I suggested we play doctor! I put on a sexy white robe, slipped on my white gloves and had him bend over the table and cough. As I slipped my finger up his ass, I reached around and grabbed his hard cock and started stroking him. My finger soon found that little fountain of health. I massaged it while stroking his dick slow and steady. Semen was flowing out of the head like a facet. I couldn’t gulp the cum down fast enough. The most cum I have ever seen ooze out of his huge cock too. But I was happy to be able to drain him dry.

mature phone sex naughty nurseHe said he never came so much in his life. He decided to eat my pussy while he recuperated. As I squirted all over his face, his cock came back to life and he was ready for further health tests. The second most important thing to a man’s health is his ticker. The best way to test the heart is with a marathon fuck session. If a guy has the stamina to fuck for hours without stroking out, you can rest assure he is in good heart health. Mike fucked my ass and pussy for 4 hours with only a few breaks for water and to pee. I’d say he is the epitome of good health.

I wanna make sure you are in good health too. Your sexy doctor is in and will examine you from head to toe to make sure you are in tip top shape.

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The Best Phone Sex is Lesbian Phone Sex

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I guess I was lost in toon town rubbing my clit and failed to notice that my professor and his wife came home. They caught me red handed playing with myself. My long legs draped over the chair, pussy spread wide and cartoon porn on the computer. I was embarrassed to say the least. I thought I was in big time trouble. But, my professor’s wife said, “Don’t stop on our account. I’m quite enjoying the show. You are very lovely.”

best phone sex naughty threesomeI stood up, walked across the room, fed her my cum drenched fingers then tugged her panties down so I could finger fuck her. She was very receptive to my touch. I started French kissing her while I finger banged her mature cunt with 3 fingers. I glanced over at my professor and he had a raging hard on enjoying the show. His wife needed his cock, so she started to give him head. As she was bent over swallowing his shaft, I licked her hot pussy from behind. She tasted so sweet; like honeydew. I couldn’t believe that I was in a threesome with my professor and his wife. She was way hotter than he was. He lucked out with her as a wife.

She came several times on my face before we moved things into the bedroom. She didn’t want me to fuck her husband, but she was fine with me doing whatever I wanted to her. I much preferred her anyway. I tongued her pretty pink puckered ass as she fucked my professor. She had never been rimmed before so I tongued her pretty ass extra good for her. Since she liked it so much, I convinced her to let her hubby fuck her ass reverse cowgirl so I could eat her slit. She went for it. I buried myself between her creamy thighs for what felt like an eternity. I had the glazed donut look when I finally came up for air. I cleaned out her ass, sucking my professor’s cum all out of her pretty asshole.

It was a hot MFF threesome, my favorite kind actually. And to think, I owe that hot random encounter all to Flintstone porn.

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MILFs Have the Best Phone Sex

Some say a woman reaches her sexual peak at age 35; others say it’s at age 26. But I’m far older than both of those ages, and I can tell you, I’m having the best phone sex and best actual sex of my life right now! Older women aren’t as uptight about their appearances as younger women, but even so, I know I have a bod that most younger gals would die for, and I have the skills in the bedroom to go with it. And if I ever need a reminder of that, I just find a willing partner to remind me.

I went out for Karaoke and wings at my favorite bar this past weekend, and there I met Ethan. He was young, had just finished his first year of college, built for the game of football he played, and was looking to find a gal to spend the evening with. After hearing me sing and watching me devour my wings unabashedly, he decided I was his lady.

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I took him home with me. He’d been out working all weekend, doing the jobs his parents had stored up while he was at school – mowing the lawn, weeding the garden, etc. So I started by pulling out the baby oil, laying him down, and massaging his muscles. When I got to his ass, I didn’t stop at the outside, but slipped a finger in his unexpecting asshole, which clearly surprised him, because he started to sit up. I told him to lie down again, which he did, and I continued in further.

Ethan started moaning, and I pulled my finger out and had him roll over. I started massaging his hairy chest, arms, legs, and then moved to his cock, which had softened during the massage. But then when I touched his cock with my oil-slickened hands, it stood right up again. I grabbed it with both hands and started stroking it with long, steady, slick strokes, then reached down and gave the same treatment to his balls underneath. When he began whimpering, I slid my finger back into his ass, and he jumped half a foot off the floor.

When I reached in high enough to hit his prostate, that was the final straw for him. He came, right then, shooting his hot load of cum right up into my face. I tried to catch his salty seed, but I’m afraid I missed a lot of it, and it went all over my face.

The good thing about young men, however, is that they have stamina, and in a jounce, he was up for round two. Between both of us having oil-slickened bodies by that point, and me with my dripping wet baby-smooth pussy, fucking was hot and long and easy. That was far more satisfying for both of us!

It hurts so good!

sexy babe ophiliaWhat can I say? Just because I was brought up good, doesn’t mean I would stay good. I mean I might have turned into a little bit of a nasty slut since I was younger. Wait who am I kidding, I am a classy yet a very dirty dirty girl. I can’t help that I like to get fucked in all my holes by just about anyone, then agin that is if you are “someone”. Which brings me to tonight; I was out having a drink when I followed a nice gentleman out to his car. He pushed me up against the hood of his car as he fucked me senseless. It hurt so bad my face and pussy will be bruised tomorrow, from him slamming his cock into my cunt and pushing my face into the car. Just when I thought it hurt but yet felt so good and my holes were full of creamy cum,- here comes another guy wanting to have his way with me and fill me up with his juices. After he was done, a man was walking by and liked what he saw. He took down his pants and pounced on me, ramming me like a damn bull. Then as I started to push myself up from the car to pull my skirt down and walk away because I was so sore- whack! My face and my body slammed to the hood as another slut fucking bastard rammed his cum rocket into me and pounded away, there must have been two or three more guys right after. I can’t help but like the pain when a cock is thrusting in me, please don’t stop!

Talk dirty to me!

Best phone sexThis last guy had the smoothest voice. It was one that belonged on the radio and I could just imagine that mouth of his that created those silky smooth words. I wanted more than his words in my ears, I wanted his mouth sucking tenderly on my clit, sucking and biting gently, and you know a big man with a thundering deep voice like that has a massive cock to accompany it and I wanted it. I wanted that machismo fuck stick pounding this pussy so hard I began to sweat on the other end of the line. I couldn’t help but rub my pussy lips on my desk chair while I was talking to him trying desperately to cum without being completely stretched out and filled up by the cock I could only have in my imagination. It was so depressing not getting that dick that I felt like I deserved. I wanted to feel him so far up inside of the twat that I could feel him in my stomach.

Happy Armed Forces Day with the Best Phone Sex Around

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I was floored to see how many different countries military were represented on campus. There were a lot of foreign female students in the military. That actually turned me on. I don’t consider myself a lesbian, but damn, there were some sexy ass chicks in uniform. I guess it is no different than in the US, the military is an educational funding source. After the parade, I walked around, learned about different countries military, and picked up Marisol, a wicked hot Cuban undergrad. She wanted to make me some Cuban dish for dinner. Maybe she was picking me up? I sort of felt like I was robbing the cradle. I mean the girl whose pussy I hoped to be soon licking, likely could not yet buy her own wine. I suggested we grab what we needed to make dinner, and we go back to my place. I have an in ground pool and view of the ocean, not to mention a stocked bar.

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Marisol wanted to take care of me, but I wouldn’t let her. I support the sexy military troops all over the world, so today was all about me thanking her the best way I could for her military service to her country. I convinced her to stay the night. I ate her pussy in the hot tub, on the couch, in the shower, in my bed… Fucked her with fingers, dildos and my strap on. I never got to try that Cuban dish she was going to make for me, but if it tasted anything like Cuban pussy, I would get addicted to it quickly.

In honor of the military in and out of the US, I salute you with my tongue, fingers and pussy. I love a man or woman in uniform brave enough to serve their country. And nothing says Happy Armed Forces Day like a hot chick who will do anything to please you and some phone sex specials to give you more bang for your buck.

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Voyeur Phone Sex on the Beach

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Life can be so cruel sometimes. I took my sexually repressed self home. But, on the way, I met 3 naked guys. Older, but well hung. “The gay beach is about a mile that way,” I pointed. They looked at me incredulously, then one retorted, “We aren’t gay. Just nudists.” Yes Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. I apologized, asked if I could join them. I took off my suit and we skinny dipped in the ocean. By this time, the sun was going down, creating a beautiful pink hue on the skyline. It was a very romantic setting. Made me super horny.

Mutual masturbation stories public nudityI started masturbating. They joined in. Started stroking their cocks around me. I love a circle jerk. Getting pelted with cum is so hot. Being the voyeur I am, I love to watch men masturbate. I loved looking at those gay cocks, but these guys wanted me. They were going to get me too. I spread my legs there on the sandy beach, under the moonlight, with waves crashing around me and let them fuck me. At one point, I had all three cocks in me at once. I do have three pretty tight fuck holes after all. My day started off with tease and denial, and ended up with a pussy, mouth and ass full of cum. Not a bad first day of summer vacation.

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Naughty Neighbor Sex Toy Party

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She had a nice gathering of women. Not trying to be rude, but none looked like they had any clue on how to use a vibrator, let alone a butt plug. The party was boring as fuck. These ladies were just there out of obligation. I needed to put the sex in this sex toy party. I broke out my parents vintage toys and started playing with myself right there on the couch. I spread my legs wide, and showed these repressed housewives the art of self love.

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Our hostess’s hubby came home unexpectedly. At first he was speechless, appeared angry. “Why not join us; use some of these toys on us,” I said coyly. He had wood in his pants. I got up, walked over to him, introduced myself as his neighbor, then led him by the cock to the center of our fun. Surprisingly, his wife suggested he fuck me, and use some toys on my ass to demonstrate anal pleasure. He wasted no time, pushing me to the ground and shoving his cock in my cunt. Ladies at the party were handing him different toys to use on my tight asshole. I had a vibrating egg, a butt plug, ben wa balls, dildos and a butt vibe up my ass as my neighbor’s cock pounded my pussy. My favorite, however, was this vintage steel butt plug from my parent’s collection. Cold, hard steel up my ass made me feel like Superman was fucking me.

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Hot and Ready!

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Treat me like I deserve!

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