I had a date last night and it was a total waste of time. At the end of the date, I invited him back to my place. He was 6 ft with huge feet, so I assumed that his package would be large, too. But after some heavy making out, we took our clothes off and I couldn’t suppress my laughter. And when I say laughter, I mean rolling on the floor with tears falling down my face laughter. He was so small that I would have had a better time with my index finger. He covered his tiny cock with his hand and turned bright red with shame.
“You poor thing, I bet you’ve never satisfied a woman with that tiny prink”, I told him.
I need a man with a huge dick. I like them long and thick like a Red Bull can. I can’t believe this tiny dick man thought I was going to fuck him. His dick could have passed for a large clit. He should have been wearing panties, not boxers. I told him to let me take a picture of his tiny package because my friends would never believe his size without proof. He told me, “no”, and rushed out of my place faster than a road runner.
Category: Phone chat lines
Tiny Package
Sexy phone sex
I love sharing a big fat cock with my girlfriend. We make sure to get the really well hung guys that have huge dicks that we need to pump and bust. Lately we have had small dicked boys follow us around and that’s fine and dandy but sometimes a girl just needs a thick and rough pound by a real man.
We are inviting two of our small clitty having friends that could never fill us up like we like to be filled up. They are going to sit in the corner while me and her make out and feel one another up. We have two of our favorite big fat cock having friends hiding in the closet.
We call them out and start taking turns sharing those big long hard cocks in our mouths. We even let our tiny dick having loser friends get a taste. They are about to see how real men fuck a tight wet pussy hole. Stroke those itty bitty dicks for us.
Ha Ha What A Small Clit Dick You Have
Oh my what a small Small clit dick you have. When Me and My friends saw this picture we laughed our asses off. What Woman would actually get satisfied off of that little clit dick? Your a freak with that itty bitty clit dick. I have seen little ones with bigger dicks then you. Does cum even come out of that clit dick? or do you squirt like a little bitch? I bet your ass feels like a pussy to a real Cock. I bet when you cum you sound like a bitch cumming. You should just cut that little clit dick right off. You would be better off as a bitch. Because you are defiantly not a Man.
Your Goddess Clarissa
Sexy babe
This sexy ass fine looking ass Latina is looking for her new sugar papi. I promise you will have a great time with me baby. Pick up the phone and give this sexy babe a call. Ill be your phone girl friend. The best part is your wife wont find out. Ill give you this Latina pussy you’ve never had before. I’ll wrap my sexy long thick legs around your face and let you eat my pussy really good. Make me squirt all over your face then pussy juice drips all the way down to your balls babe I just want you to lay there so I could start sucking that big fat juicy cock you have. Make you cum all over my face. Then we go for round 2! I want you to bend me over and shove that big huge dick in my pussy and fuck me so hard you make me orgasm so fucking good.
The Kind You Don’t Take Home To Mother
I may look like your prim and proper girl next door, but trust me when I say looks can be so deceiving. We plan a date night, you and I. Dinner and dancing. A couple of drinks here and there. As we’re finishing our last cocktail and getting ready to leave the bar, so we can go back to your place and you can ravage my hot body, you get a phone call. It’s your mom asking if you could stop over to give her a hand with something. You tell her you’ll be right there, and soon we’re on our way.
When we arrive, your mom’s waiting at the front door. She explains that she needs you to move some things from upstairs to down, and that she’ll keep me occupied. And that she does. The minute you’re out of sight, your mom and I are all over each other. I knew by the first look she gave me that she needed me. We kiss ferociously, our mouths hungry. Before I know it, our fingers are inside of each other, feeling the wetness we’ve created. We passionately fall to the floor and find ourselves in the 69 position, our clothes half off. Your mom licks my cunt with an untamed veracity. Like nothing I’ve felt before. I can only repay her in kind, by giving her the eating of a lifetime. We both start to cum, moaning in sheer delight. Our cunts quivering with each wave of ecstasy.
As we collapse from what seemed like hours of nonstop cumming, your mom and I look up to see you standing in the doorway, watching us with your mouth hanging open. A mixture of disbelief and complete enjoyment covers your face. Your cock is absolutely raging hard and all you can think about is the fact that your girlfriend just fucked your mom.
She and I are more than okay with it. I told you… I’m definitely the kind you don’t take home to mother. Next time, maybe you’ll join us.
Deliciously yours,
Anabelle xoxoxoxo



















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