Join me for Christmas dinner? I’ve got a lovely, succulent turkey, seasoned up just right. I can lay a slice across one breast as I scoop some mashed potatoes and gravy onto the other one. I can already see the gravy dribbling over the sides and down my breast to the valley between them both, leaving a red trail where the warmth touches. I have some delicious cornbread dressing that you can nibble off of my stomach, and a green bean casserole that you can tongue out of my belly button. I can even put a dollop of cranberry sauce on or with any of these. And the crème de la crème? I have a lovely sweet potato pie that I can lay just at the very top of my cunt, and I can drench it in whipped cream, letting the cream work its way down onto my lady lips, down between them, and onto my clit. I would like nothing better than a tongue bath from you as you enjoy your entire meal, before we fuck like animals.
Late night Phone sex therapy on Christmas eve.
It’s a magical time of year. Time when families get together. I’m sure right now you have a house full of nieces and nephews you haven’t seen in years! My oh my how they have grown. I know you are struggling. Fighting to hold back your ragging boner. It’s not your fault. Dr. Felecia knows what you are going through.
Your wife has been shut off and angry since Halloween and now you have your barely legal niece prancing around in a slutty Santa outfit. How is your cock not supposed to want her tight pink pussy? Sneak into the room she is staying in. Go find a pair of her dirty panties. Sneak off and call me. I can walk you through this hard time.
Garage gangbang
Had to take my Harley in for some work and found a new garage. This was my kind of place, full of hot guys! When I walked in, I certainly grabbed their attention. Everyone stopped what they were doing and they just fawned all over me. I guess they don’t see too many women with Harley’s that are as small as I am. Well, I can handle my bike and I can certainly handle my men. So, when one of them began to tease me and ask if that bike was really mine, I gave him a little attitude. He asked what other tricks I had up my sleeve. Wouldn’t you like to know, I said with a smile. The other guys all laughed. Well, I said I really enjoy sucking cock and gangbanging in garages. You could’ve heard a pin drop. C’mon boys let’s play, I said as I started by removing my shirt and bra. Who is going to eat this pussy first, I asked. It didn’t take long before I had all four of them at my mercy sucking and fucking me silly AND I got my bike work done for free!
Time to get ready!

When most girls get ready for a date they spend hours making sure that everything is perfect. They want perfect hair, perfect makeup, and a perfect wardrobe choice. Well, I’m really only concerned with a couple of things being perfect for my date, my wet little pussy and tight little ass. I know that that is the only thing that my date is worried about, so why waste the effort and time on anything else? I had a naughty man from down the street that was supposed to come over to my place for dinner tonight while his wife is visiting her sister out of state. I knew he was coming for “dinner” but I knew there was only one special on the menu that he was interested in, me. I made up a fancy meat and cheese tray, had a couple bottles of wine ready to go and then I realized it was time for me to get ready. I set out the lingerie that I was going to wear under my sheer black dress and grabbed my favorite glass dildo. It has four knobs, which means 4 times the pleasure. I plunged it deep into my dripping pussy, covering it with my sweet juices, getting it ready to go into my perfect little ass-hole. I can tell what a man wants just by looking at him, and I knew this guy wanted anal for dessert. Now that I’m ready and waiting, I just can’t wait to hear that doorbell ring!
Tennis! My new favorite sport!
Well guys, to be quite honest, I’ve been kind of bored lately. I decided that I needed to find a new hobby. Some sort of sport would be great; it would keep me busy and I’d get a bit of exercise to keep this tight little ass in shape. What better sport for a lonely housewife than tennis? I know there are plenty of rich guys at the country club that wouldn’t mind doing a few lines of coke, playing a couple sets, and then pay me to suck the sweat off of their cocks. One of the Pros offered me a few complimentary lessons since I was just a beginner. I found tennis to be an exhilarating sport, but the part I like the best is showing “coach” a few of the things that I’ve learned in exchange for him teaching me how to play. Give me a call if you want to give me a few good hard lessons, or we can skip straight to the showers, your choice!






















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