As much as I love to fuck, you know a girl has to be treated right too! You can’t just expect me to open my legs and spread my pussy for anyone who asks. You’ve got to show me nice things and be a sweetheart, at first at least, then you can slap me around and jam your monster cock in places you thought it would never fit. Everything has a price. Nothing in this world is free, not even pussy. Any respectable man knows that, and so does any girl with half of a brain. I understand the value of this firm ass, fat tits and tight pussy. You wouldn’t know it but I understand the economics of supply and demand, and what you demand I’m here to supply, but don’t think I’m not secretly begging for that cock down my throat because goddamn I want it so bad, but if I just give it up so easily I won’t seem like the good girl that I need to be.
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I need More!
I’m just so fucking horny, totally insatiable recently, searching so frantically for a stiff cock to fill this hole. I can’t even stand it. Since I got this vibrator installed into my office desk chair things have been a little easier to manage but sometimes I think it just makes me want more. Nothing can seem to replace the feeling of a pulsing cock in my pussy. Sometimes I even put the receiver in my snatch and hope the vibrations over the phone can make me quiver and cum. Phone handles have a nice shape to rub the clit and pussy at the same time, like they were made for using to get off on the job, but the mens’ voices get me off so easily that it’s hard to decide if I want to phone to my ear or down my panties, so my newly designed chair has solved some of my work related issues in the office. I can’t wait to see what the next call has in store for me.
Resurrecting Dead Dick with Great Blowjobs for Easter
Does your wife or girlfriend need some help giving great blowjobs? If you answered yes, then this Easter give yourself the gift of the best blowjob you have ever had. The kind that makes your toes curl and your cock spurt. I fancy myself somewhat of a blowjob queen. I have been sucking cock for a very long time; in fact I consider it one of my favorite pastimes. So this Easter, I decided to resurrect some neglected cocks. I know a lot of men who have likely forgotten how good a blowjob can feel.
First on my list was the head of my department. His wife looks like she has never touched a dick, let alone swallowed one. I went to see him under the guise of helping me with my fellowship papers, and I ended up blowing him at his desk. I don’t think his balls had been drained in a decade. He didn’t last long with my sweet lips wrapped around his swollen mushroom head. I worked my hands and mouth up his shaft until he practically blew a hole in the back of my head form the force of his orgasm. Maybe now that he is a bit more relaxed, he will go easy with the red pen on my last paper.
Second up was my neighbor Tom. He is always so crabby. But no guy I have ever met is in a bad mood after face fucking a girl. I think what makes guys cranky is full balls. Guys are not equipped to go long without cumming. He is always bitching at me about something. Today it was that grass was too high. I wanted to tell him come mow my grass if he is that annoyed with it; but instead I decided to swallow his load of creamy man batter. I’ve met his wife. I imagine her idea of cocksucking is “honey, not tonight, I have a headache”. Well her husband has had a headache since the 80s. I knocked on his door in my yellow bikini to grab his attention. Pushed my way in, and assaulted his cock with my mouth. He didn’t seem to mind the resurrection. If fact he was certainly saying God’s son’s name a lot. “Oh Jesus Christ that feels awesome……” He exploded so much cum in my mouth I looked like a chipmunk. Cum filled up the pockets of my mouth. Amazing how a man goes from cranky to euphoric in no time after having his balls drained.
Final blowjob for the day was more of a mercy BJ. There is a boy in my class who is a virgin still. I was going to put the Good in Friday for him. Poor socially awkward nerd is wound up so tight he might combust. I’m certain all that backed up seminal fluid has a lot to do with it. I had to be more subtle in my approach with him or he might just combust in his pants. I paid him a visit in his cubicle. When I pulled the curtain for a little privacy, he got so nervous. “Relax Percy, let me bring your poor cock to life,” I purred. I saw the tent in his pants. Oh my he had a huge cock. What a shame he has denied women access to that monster in the past. I swallowed every inch of his thick shaft, but by the time my lips reached his base, he erupted a fountain of cum down my throat. I decided he would get a second chance. That cock I had to have in my pussy. Who knew that little uppity boy was packing heat like that
I felt really good spreading some Good Friday cheer resurrecting neglected cocks. I plan to suck many more between now and Sunday. There are sadly so many neglected, even dead dicks in this world it makes me sad. Is your cock in need of resurrecting? Treat yourself to a great blow job with me or one of my fellow sexy sluts. And don’t forget to check out our specials to give you more bang for your buck this Easter holiday.
April Showers Bring Cock Showers
Most of the country is still experiencing the icy grip of winter, even though it is Spring. Luckily I live where the weather was extremely mild this past winter. No snow, no below zero temperatures, just lovely weather. However, now that it is Spring here we are having a ton of rain. It also means that there are a lot of very fit men outside doing landscaping and gardening. I myself have a lot of yard work to be done. My ex-husband was such an ass during the divorce proceedings that he actually requested that I not use any of the companies that we used at the house because he wanted to use them at his new house. What a douche!
This morning I contacted a few places and set up appointments to meet with them so I can discuss my needs. However, I have plans on including my sexual needs in with my landscaping needs. My house is on a lot of property so I really do not need any window coverings for any of my rooms. Including my bathroom. I plan on bathing in my huge tub when those men are working outside. I’ll pretend I do not even see them, even though I know full well they can. I will have my own Springtime Showers going on in my bedroom, as those cocks shower me with cum.