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Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is what I enjoy the most. Making fun of your tiny equipment that couldn’t satisfy a Barbie doll is so much fun. I tease guys in my personal life incessantly about their tiny dicks; especially the losers who want to bang me but don’t pass the length requirement. John is a teacher at my school. Outwardly, he looks like a catch. He is handsome and gainfully employed. He is divorced, but dates. He is a serial dater. He knows I am a sex therapist. He came to me months ago for some personal advice and direction. He wanted to know why he can’t get a woman to commit. I knew that if no woman was wanting  to be in a relationship with him there was something I was missing. I would have dated him if he was not a teacher at my school. I will fuck the students, but the faculty is off limits to my pussy. What is that saying about not shitting where you eat?

sexy babeThis sexy babe is smart. Intra office relationships only cause turmoil. I had dinner with John to tell him we could only be friends. He was cool with that, but he still wanted my help in finding a long term girlfriend. I asked him the tough question. How was he in bed? He admitted what he lacked in length he made up for with enthusiasm. I knew what the problem was when he said that. Women want size: length and girth are important. Since he was in the friend zone, I had him show me his dick. It was a baby dick at best. The tiniest thing I have seen on a full grown man. He was not happy with my brand of tough phone sex therapy at first but understanding why women flee from you is half the battle to happiness. I have been training him to be a cuckold and a sissy. He accepts now that he will never be the romantic lead in a woman’s life. The best he can hope for is to be a sissy or cuckold. Do you need help understanding your role in a woman’s life?

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Pay for my exotic vacation

Mature phone sexIt’s a perfect day to send me all of your savings, my bratty little ass is craving an exotic and tropical vacation, all pay pig funded of course. While I spend my entire day lounging by the pool and drinking expensive champagne with my hott girlfriends, you are working your third job for the week to fund my elite lifestyle. I have you right where I want you and i’ll always keep you there, wrapped around my finger, obsessed and begging for more! Hand over your weekly paycheck, i’m going to book myself a first class flight to paradise and the only thing i’m packing to bring with me are my sexy bikinis, tiny dresses and high heels! That’s all that is even needed! Fuel your addiction for supporting the classy lifestyle of a gorgeous goddess like me. The best part about all of this is that your financial submission lies in the hands of a hottie that you will never ever have, haha I can’t help but laugh! It always humors me to know that during mature phone sex I am able to have a man twice my age on his knees, emptying out his every earning straight into my palm. I’m already packing my bags, all that’s missing is your credit card.

Whiny Little Slave Boy

Domination phone sexI know you are a nothing but a whiny little slave boy. Can only get off with humiliation and degradation. Your little boy size dick is barely noticeable. And your tongue has no fucking skill. You haven’t a clue on eating good pussy. But you are great at being the housemaid and cook. You are fabulous at being at my beck and call. And when I need a good footrest your back with a nice plush pillow is very comfortable. And the very best part of you is your money. My bills need to be paid. And I want my weekly shopping sprees. But the rest of you is nothing but the dirt beneath my high heels. You are the scum I allow in my life. Be grateful, when I find better scum you will be out on your ass.

Phone Sex Therapist for Cuckolds and Sissies

phone sex therapistI love being a phone sex therapist. I talk to men about their kinky fetishes and fantasies; all the things they cannot tell anyone else, even their wives. Even though I am discreet, I am not bound by the same ethical guidelines that limit a licensed therapist. I can laugh at my clients. I can shame them. I can mock them. And, I can publicly humiliate them in my blogs if I want. What makes me go to such extremes? Losers do. First, some of the most pathetic men call me. They know they are losers who can’t please a Barbie doll with the turtle hiding in their panties. Second, they are asking for trouble by confiding in me. I snicker every time a caller says, “This is just between you and me, right?”  It is if you don’t piss me off, annoy me or tell me the most pathetic story ever.  It has been a loser week. Cuckolds, sissies, panty boys oh my. The winner of the loser of the week goes to Dale. Dale has been watching his wife put on makeup to go to the gym for a year now. He has been eating her pussy when she comes back from the gym for a year now too. He seemed to believe she was creamy from sweat. I sweat a lot when I get a decent workout. Never once have I sweated out thick milky white cream from my pussy from doing squats. Unless, of course, I am doing squats on my trainer’s big fat cock. I had to break it to Dale that not only was he the dumbest husband on the planet, he was also a cuckold and sissy cum eater.  Phone sex therapy means being harsh sometimes. If you are too dumb to read the writing on the wall, I am happy to spell it out for you. Please, don’t cry like Dale. I can only handle you being so pathetic.

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Great blowjobs

great blowjobsOne of the reasons woman suck at keeping men, is that they do not suck enough cock into their throats. I love having the neighbors come up while their wife’s are not home. I always start off giving the best head. I get on my hands and knees and fuck that big fat cock down my throat to where I have saliva running down my tits.

They take turns beating of that cum load that has been stored in their balls and unload it right into my mouth. I love sucking all the cum down my mouth and throat and getting ready to shortly after, take it up my pussy. I spread my thighs and show them my pink pussy and tell them to fuck me deep and hard.

When they are about to cum again, I am going to put my sloppy wet mouth back around that cock and let them nut in my pretty little mouth.

It was such a beautiful day

best phone sexIt was such a beautiful day yesterday so I spent pretty much all day outside just soaking up the sunshine. I was in my backyard so I didn’t bother with clothes, I was just puttering around the yard completely naked with no idea at all that someone was actually watching me the whole time. I thought my fence was too high for anyone to be able to see in but my neighbor’s house had a direct view back there from their master bedroom. My neighbor was standing there in his room jerking off all morning long just watching me. Apparently he was frustrated from just watching my beautiful body and not being able to touch it because he walked over to my house and rang the bell. Well there I was naked and completely unprepared for company so I just opened my door naked as the day I was born! Boy, you should have seen his face! He was shocked but that didn’t stop him, he pretty much just let himself inside my house and kissed me deep. He said that he had been watching me and he just had to have this pussy so I just bent over and let him have it! He had a nice big cock too, he fucked me so good! I should really spend more time naked outside if this is what I’m gonna get!

Let Eden take care of that cock

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I have this neighbor who is really into bondage and I found that so interesting that I had to go over and flirt and make him want my little bald cunt. I just made sure that his wife wasn’t home before I went. Hehe. When I went over he took my upstairs to his room that is filled with nasty kinky things, and next thing I knew I was tied up on my knees at his fucking command. I never felt that feeling before being dominated and treated like a fucking slut and I loved it. I need to feel that feeling again so if your dominate and you wanna show me how I am a dirty whore then you should call me so I can get that big fat fucking cock off.

Ass Fetish Explored with My Neighbor

ass fetishMy hot neighbor has an ass fetish. I have a great ass too. I love flaunting it. Yoga has given me a better ass in my 40s than I did in my 20s. I have a better ass than I have tits. All in all, I look great for my age; for any age, but I do love an ass man. I enjoy being spanked and groped, but by the right men. Not everyone gets to touch me. Not everyone gets to fuck me. My neighbor and I have been teasing each other for weeks now. I undress in front of the window. He adjusts his crotch. Its been harmless flirting and flaunting until last night. I was super horny. I had an intense workout which got my blood pumping straight into my pussy. I noticed his wife was not home. She has lots of night meetings for her job. I peeled off my dirty sweaty gym clothes and stood in front of my window until I got his attention. Once I had him at attention, I leaned over my chair to show off my ass. I spanked and jiggled it a few times to drive him crazy. We are friends on FaceBook, so I sent a close-up selfie and told him to come over and fuck my hot ass. I think he flew, because it felt like no time had passed by before his hands were grabbing my ass. He buried his face in my ass crack. Licked my sweaty ass and inhaled my natural scent. Been awhile since a man tongued my asshole because he wanted too, not because he was cleaning out a real man’s cum. I let my married neighbor fuck my ass with his hard 8-inch cock. He finger fucked me to an intense climax. Sometimes a sexy babe just needs it in the ass.

Submissive Milf

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Oh, you are a kinky young man are you not. You arrive at my place with a young woman and you have all kinds of naughty sex toys with you. You have us put on leather chaps over our sexy panties and bras and tell me I am going to be this sexy ass woman’s sex slave. Your manhood is bulging your nice Armani slacks. I know you have been dreaming up this two-girl fantasy in your head for a while. I am on my knees taking a thrashing to my ass by this dominatrix. My mature pussy is dripping through my panties as she slides a dildo into my pussy ripping my white panties in the process. I moan loudly for you. You throbbing member is in my face within seconds. I am demanded to deep throat you.  A large strap-on is now fucking me as the sexy bitch whips my ass some more. She tells me to scream fuck me over and over, but your cock muffles the sound. You pull out and cum on my face and tits and tell me what a good Milf whore I am. You also say the party is just starting.

Cuckold Phone Sex Valentine

cuckold phone sexI had a cuckold phone sex Valentine’s Day. What is that? That is when I make all the small dick losers who wish they could get into my panties bring me some real cock. The only thing a small dick loser can do to satisfy me is to bring me a big cock. I love shaming a tiny dick man in front of a real man. It is extra embarrassing for the cuckold to bring me a real cock then sit on the side lines and watch his gift get all the loving. If a cuckold or sissy man wants to be in my life he must bring something valuable to the table like a stud or a large cash donation. I am a mature sexy babe. I can have any man I want. Besides still having a rocking body, I am smart and sophisticated too. I don’t need to settle for small cocks, ugly men or cheap ass losers. Valentine’s Day proved that. Four of my regular cuckolds brought me four hung lovers. Big cock with cream filled balls is better than a box of chocolates. I enjoyed all my big dicks. But, I also enjoyed shaming my cuckold losers. Don’t feel sorry for them. They get off on humiliation. I even dressed one up as cupid in a diaper. They all had to fluff cock and clean me up after cum loads. Real men don’t always like a messy pussy. But a cuckold loser sure does.