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Butter My Ass And Call Me Your Biscuit

best phone sex reneeI am not your average missionary style girl. I love my sex like I do my dick, hard, hot and long.
Don’t expect to lay me on my back and climb on top of me. You won’t even eat my pussy that way.
I want to ride your cock and your face with my pussy. I want you to flip me over with my ass in the air and slide your dick deep inside me, pounding me hard and fast.
Pull out of my pussy and shove that cock balls deep into my ass with out warning.
Make things interesting, keep me guessing and wondering what you will do next.
Be daring, be adventurous…the more you push the envelope the more I like it. Make me beg and scream and call you Daddy.

Need something to do

best phone sex candyHey hottie,
I need someone to talk to. My days have been so boring since summer started. I wanna talk about anything and everything. Really, whatever you wanna talk about. You should know though, I especially love talking about sex. I like hearing what you would do to me if we were alone together. I even like the idea of what you would do to me out in public.
I wanna hear all the ways you would fuck me and where. I wanna try every position that has ever been made. I wanna even make new ones with you. I want a summer full of fun, sun, and cock. Just call and we can get it all set up and go on our sexy adventure.
Reminder: While we plan my hands will never be idle though always up to, or should I say in, something.
Sexily,
Candy

I got him to play with me instead in our gfe phone sex call!

gfe phone sexGod the other night I went out with my boyfriend and I swear all he did in our gfe phone sex call was ignore me! He was so busy playing pool with his friends that I may as well not even been there so I decided that I had to do something drastic to make our gfe phone sex so much better. I went back home to grab a couple of my toys and headed back up to the bar, my boyfriend hadn’t even noticed that I had left but all that was about to change real quick! I started to strip off my clothes and climbed on to the pool table and took out my toys… trust me, at that point every eye in the room was on me… including my boyfriend’s! I was super into it, masturbating on that pool table and just when I was about to cum my boyfriend pulled the dildo out of my pussy and shoved his cock in there instead! It was so hot… we were fucking there right in front of everyone! And you know what? He didn’t ignore me any more during our gfe phone sex call, that’s for sure!

Secretary for a Day

best phone sex DARLINEToday we learned why I don’t work for you. Barbara had to call out sick, something about cheap sushi and unable to leave the house. So rather than try to get someone for the day through a temp agency we decided that I could help you. I was super excited, it was sexy to watch you work and I had a reason to wear one of the stylish skirt suits I had. I knew you’d have to look at me all day so I wore a pair of silk stockings held up with a garter belt, the pretty a-line skirt that hugged my ass, and a blue button down that was not buttoned high enough to really be work appropriate. That tied with my almost indecently high high heels I was ready to be the best PA you could buy. It was great for the first hour, I had been sitting in your office taking notes for what needs to be done for the day and you had been watching my breast. So we had to take care of you now too, I was more than happy to do so. Sucking your cock dry before your first appointment for the day. Then you had me for lunch, legs spread open on your desk you made me cum until you were satisfied. Then again before we left. You had me bent over your desk, you told me to hold on for support and fucked my pussy long and hard. Thumb in my ass as you made me cum again around you cock before filling me up with you cum. I felt like I didn’t get any work done, I’m not sure how you did either. We’ll have to figure it out though, especially since Barbara just called off for tomorrow also.

Road Trip Blowjobs

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I love going on road trips…I get to give my great blowjobs then move along to the next cock in the next town, or the next state even. It’s funny to be because fetishes and horny guys are always in demand and always literally dreaming that a girl like me will come along. I love truck stops, lots of horny guys that will spoil you with dinner and gifts and I love presents! They are so surprised that a young girl like me, with a super bald cunt is interested in sucking them off. But I just love sucking dick! And it’s that time again to go driving for miles and miles for a mile long cock to shove down my throat. I need not just a chubby cock, but a monster cock to slide in and out of my mouth, and maybe he’ll even have an accent as he tells me to take more – then makes me take more! That’s what will get me wet soon, just my great blowjobs as the best little cocksucker ever. Maybe your town is next!

Cuckold Phone Sex Therapy

cuckold phone sexCuckold phone sex is my favorite kind of phone sex. As a sexy MILF, I know size matters. You should know it too. You would think men would know that they don’t measure up. Men see other men in public restrooms and locker rooms. There are no small dicks in porn which men watch more than women. Seriously, there is no excuse for a man to be like, “What, you mean two inches is not big enough for you?” Two inches isn’t big enough for anyone loser. I’m so grateful for cuckold phone sex. Men who are calling for cuckold phone sex know their shortcomings. They know they don’t measure up. They know that they have small pricks that cannot satisfy women. It is the men who call for a fuck call that are usually delusional. They think because they are paying for a service, they can assault me with their pathetic wiener. It doesn’t work that way. I will ask men who claim that they have what a sexy mature woman needs about their cock size. Nine times of 10, it is a baby dick. Like so small I would need a magnifying glass to see it. So the money they are paying is not to have their way with me. It is a loser tax. You have to pay me to talk to you if you are an idiot with a shrimp dick and a big old fucking ego that deludes you into thinking that is enough for a hot bitch, or any bitch. I prefer to talk to men who have a grip on reality. They get treated better. Cuckolds are still losers, but at least they are not delusional too. A cuckold knows his place and is willing to service his queen in any fashion no matter how degrading.  Cuckolds serve a purpose in a hot woman’s life, many purposes. Delusional pricks with clit sticks swimming around in boxers have no purpose. So you have a tiny dick? Are you man enough to be my cuckold?

Weekends are the best

best phone sex candyOh I had the best weekend ever! I was at the store looking at nude magazines, when the hottest guy showed up. He was checking out my ass in my tight shorts and my tits in my low cut top. He commented on how young I am and should I really be looking at nude magazines. Of course I told him yes and how in need I am of a big cock. Well it was my lucky day. He whipped it out right there and told me to suck it. So I dropped to me knees and sucked him off right there. He was huge and I took it all in my mouth then in my tight pussy. It hurt so good, I loved every minute he fucked me. He then took me home and fucked me all weekend. I have a bunch of missed calls from my dad but I don’t care, I loved my weekend.

Naughty Neighbor phone sex

best phone sex edenIt was a very hot day so I decided to lay by the pool. My neighbor was out mowing his lawn. I have never laid eyes on a more dark handsome man in my life. I called him over and asked if he wanted anything to drink. I told him he could wait by the pool, and I went inside and got him a cold beer. I sat down in my chair and asked if he could rub tanning lotion on my back since he was here. So he started rubbing my back and shoulders and I untie my top so he get there too. I see him peeking over my shoulder to look at my big nice tits. I tell him, ” You can touch them if you want, And I promise I won’t tell your wife”. So he reaches around me feeling my nice soft tits and starts rubbing down my hips. I turn and face him and slip out of my bottoms. My freshly waxed pussy is in his face. I grab his head and put his lips on my little clit. He starts eating my pussy like he is starved. I have to be quite because we are outside, and I don’t want his wife to hear. Then when my pussy is all nice and wet he pulls out his big black cock! It has been at least 10 inches. He puts my legs behind my head where he can get it in there the deepest it can go. And then guess what. This little sissy busted in me after one stroke. His poor wife must not give him what he deserves and needs. I tell him its okay maybe next time huh?

Sexy phone sex

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 I had this new boy toy come over so we could see what he was made of. I unzipped his pants got on my knees and was just in shock of what I saw. He had the tiniest penis I have ever seen.

I stood up and began to laugh since he was not worthy of fucking my tight pussy with that micro penis. I couldn’t help but make him wear my clothing since he was more of a bitch then he was a man since his penis resembled a clit.

He then put on my underwear and my braw and my panty hoes as I told him he would never be worthy of fucking my delicious tight wet pussy. I then made him tie up his little clitty and his pathetic balls so he looked more girly in my little pink lacy panties.

All he would ever be good for was to suck the cum out of my cream pied pussy. I told that pathetic excuse of a man to get on his knees as I pulled out my giant black dildo , he bent over thinking I was going to penetrate him with it and instead I struck him across his face with it.

Best Of Both Worlds

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