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Surprise in Sissy’s Purse!

Poor little sissy fairy faggot Michael… she has a BIG day coming up and she knows that to celebrate her big Sissy Day, she has to dress up in her Miss Piggy dress and nose and go everywhere Mistress Levi tells her to. All you girlies will be so excited to hear what the pathetic little sissy has to do to out herself! We all know how she loves to carry her little faggy purses around and put things inside them so she feels pretty and pretends to be a pretty little girlie like we are.

Well, besides her lip gloss and her tampons – in case her little bum starts to leak from excitement – she is going to have her new business cards! She will be handing them out to all the real men who are laughing and pointing at her. She will smile really big and even sing songs as she passes them out to everyone she sees. The cards will have her real name and phone number and website on them. Everyone who gets one will be able to log on and see what a truly pathetic little faggot fairy she really is.

She is getting them ready now, and learning her new piggy song that one of the other girlies got her started on. Such a sad humiliated little fairy she is going to be while she hands out the cards to all the people laughing at her. In the meantime, I am sending all her info to everyone I know, even in the Phoenix area, so that they can be sure to find her when she is out and about doing everything Mistress Levi tells her to. I am laughing so hard right now after listening to her try to play with her itsy bitsy limp winky and cry about how scared she is. Soooo pathetic. She better do a good job and then thank Mistress Levi for letting her be humiliated, or things will only get tougher on the poor little faggy piggy….

Punish Me

The new furniture got delivered today. I feel like a really bad little slut, because I didn’t have any cash to tip the movers, and the only way I could think to pay them was with my sweet pussy. I knew you would be mad, so I decided to take a nice long bubble bath, get dinner in the oven, get naked, and wait for you to come home so I could make it up to you. You’re so good to me with all the credit cards, but I guess I am going to need some cash too, baby.

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You walk in the door and I call out to you from the living room. You walk in, still carrying your briefcase, and I am sprawled out, legs open wide, on the back of the sofa. You don’t know yet that I already got fucked by two guys on it earlier, but I decide to wait to tell you until your hard cock is deep inside me. You drop everything and start taking off your clothes. The sight of your hard cock makes my pussy throb and I can’t wait for you to pound my tight little slit.

You pull me off the back of the couch, and take a quick taste of my wet pussy. I am sure it still smells like the bubble bath, and you moan as you take a nice big lick. I want you bad, so I pull you up by your head and grab your huge cock, pulling it towards my wet cunt. You happily ram me as hard as you can – taking every frustration of your day out on my pussy. I confess in your ear that I fucked the movers. You don’t miss a beat, you’re angry but you take it out on my pussy – just as I had planned! I am such a naughty little slut…

Foot Fetish Sissy!!

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After a long hard day I need to relax. That is where my sissy comes in. She is here to wait on me and to make me happy. I have a sick sense of humor, and I love to watch her suck things off my toes. My sissy is a foot fetish whore. I make him suck my toes and get them real nice and wet.

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I’ll slide my big toe up his ass as he sings “I’m a little piggy, short and fat. I’m a little faggot who loves it up my ass. My mistress treats me so right.” Its nothing fancy but she is having toes shoved up her ass. After I am done fucking her faggot ass I have her suck my toes clean.

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She needs to know that she is below shit. She gets to watch as someone else gets to fuck my toes. She watches as he cums all over my feet. She gets to clean up his cum. She is a cum whore, foot loving faggot sissy!!

Pathetic Sissy Songs

I still can’t stop laughing at the little sissy fag singing her little baby songs about her pee pee. She got so excited to be humiliated by Levi and I – two real women – that she poohed in her new panties! I couldn’t help but laugh at her – what a joke she is. Then Levi had her do a little dance in her dirty panties to make sure the poo got all over her useless little pee pee and jingle balls. That’s what she deserved after she tried to tell Levi “no”.

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I almost feel bad for her, being such a pathetic little fairy and being laughed at constantly by all us pretty girls. But when she tries to say “no”, all of that goes right out the window! Then I want to hear her sing like the little fairy she is. And poo’ing in her panties? That was very very bad and she needed to be punished. I know she had been waiting all day, but she should be treating her frilly little clothes better than that.

She is simply a little faggy fairy princess that still has a little bit to learn about her place and know that what Levi asks is what she does. There shouldn’t be anymore questions about that! Her little frilly socks and frilly dresses and makeup done like a pathetic little pansy, is all I needed to see to know how pathetic she really is. I’ve told all my friends about her and shown them all of her pictures – I think the whole world should get to see them. I am certain that Levi will make sure that happens even more very soon!

Landscaping Services

Shaved Wet PussyMy boyfriend was away on business again and had asked me to hire a new landscaping crew for the summer.

I love helping him in anyway that I can. He takes such good care of me!

So I thought I would ask the neighbor who she use because her yard always looks so nice!

She gave me the name of a guy she likes and said that he is the best! She kept going on about his technique and how gentle he is, and I was thinking… Wow! She is really into her lawn!

So I called and scheduled and appointment. It didn’t take long to realize that my neighbor and I had been talking about two different things!

The man came to my door wearing black pants and shirt and carrying a very large case. I knew right away that he was a “different” type of “landscaper”!

I thanked him very much and explained that it was a mistake and that his services were not needed! To which he said in some weird accent, that there were no mistakes and that he would love to show me what he had to offer!

I tried to explain that I was fine but he would not take no for an answer! Then I thought it might be nice to surprise my man with something new!

We headed upstairs and I took off my clothes and slipped into a robe. He smiled at me and said that my robe would just get in the way and we would not want to ruin it!

I slipped it off and hopped up on the folding table that he had assembled.

He told me to relax but that was very difficult! I was completely naked in my boyfriends bedroom and a strange man had his face in my little pussy!

He said that we should start with a massage so that I could relax. I was about to turn over and he stopped me and told me that it was not that kind of massage!

Then he drizzled some warm baby oil on my thighs and started gentle rubbing them. His hands climbed further and further up the inside of my thighs until I could feel them accidentally brushing against the lips of my love spot. I hated to admit how could it felt but my swollen moist mound was giving it away!

He oozed some more oil on the soft outer edge of my pussy and began to massage me and rub and squeeze in was that I had never been rubbed and squeezed before!

I could feel my twat start to twitch and I was afraid I was going to explode in his hands!

He did not seem to mind my impending explosion and carried on with business as usual, applying warm lotions and creams.

He gently slid his fingers inside me pulling and stretching my lips to suit his needs! I was about to lose control and he told me that if I did not control myself then we would have to stop! This was torture! I was about to cream his face and I don’t think I could stop!

Before I knew it, He had finished and began cleaning me with warm soapy water, letting it run down the inside of my clit. He knew what he was doing to me and he was enjoying it!

He said that he could finish the job but it is not included in the landscaping service. I didn’t care! I needed it now!

He began to lick my freshly shaved smooth pussy and finger fucking me until I couldn’t take it anymore! I squirted all over his face! My sauce was dripping from everywhere!

It was the most incredible landscaping service I had every had! And my sweet little pussy was the prettiest it had ever been!

Ebony Pussy gets creamed!

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     If there is one thing I hate more than anything during a crowded church service is for a bitch to step on my foot and then act like they have the holy ghosts and shit. Knowing damn well that at the end of the church service they are out in the parking lot with your man fucking and sucking his cock like it was never a church service less than five minutes ago. I believed in keeping it real all the time. I loved cock and loved having it stuffed in  my pussy in my ass and whatever hole I wanted to  that day. The thing that made me so secure in what I felt about that was that you were giving me that stick each time you could. Sometimes we would sneak away in the middle of the church service and fuck in the back pews. You would lay your Bible over my head and that prayer  cloth would become our temple of sin. I would call it the holy cloth because whatever was going on underneath was sure as fuck less than holy . I would  swallow your balls and suck on the cock  until the preacher said amen. This particular service you had decided to stay home and I wish I had done the same. I was bored out of mind  without you there.

     Looking at my phone I saw the words beautiful ebony pussy tonight! I knew that to mean that you were going to tear up my little holes tonight and I couldn’t wait to get with you and suck that cock all dry and shit! I was going to lay it to you so good that God in Heaven was going to be singing. I couldn’t wait and this pussy right here needed all the relief it could get!  It was begging for the sweetness of sugary cream and I was going to make damn sure I got it!

Erotic Roleplaying with Maggie

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I went in my bedroom, pulled out my naughty Catholic school girl outfit, put my hair in pony tails, and returned to tease him good. He pretended to be the dean who had to discipline me for not wearing the standard uniform to school. “I’ve been a bad bad girl Dean Nolen, I think I need a spanking,” I teased. He threw me over his knees, yanked my panties down and smacked my bare bottom with his hand. I got so wet as he paddled me. I squirmed around on his lap to tease his hard -on some more.

cheapest phone sex sexy gfeHe ended up bending me over his desk so he could punish my tight cunnie with his big hard stick. Pounded my pink sweet school girl pussy. I even moaned and giggle like I did when I was a school girl. Of course he made a huge mess of my pussy and his cock. Being the newly obedient school girl I was, I cleaned up my mess. Sucked my pussy juices right of his dick. It didn’t last long, but it was hot. Next up, I get to pretend to be his bad babysitter who sneaks her boyfriend over to fuck while the brats are asleep, neglecting my duties and warranting a good punishment. Which role plays turn you on?

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     I know that you get so hot and bothered while they are fucking and your throbbing muscle is so wet and creamy and just wants to come out. Sensuality can get  so wet and wild.I have been aching to be your girlfriend for quite some time now. It’s a great idea don’t you think? You love my accent and my golden locks so let’s just have some fun and tease her for a little while!

Beads are Better than Eggs

You are so sweet to me! I hopped out of bed this morning looking for my hidden basket – you always take any opportunity to lavish me with gifts, I am just that type of girl and that’s what it takes to keep my sweet pussy all to yourself. I looked everywhere and finally found the beautiful basket hidden behind the bottom of one of the curtains. There were chocolates, a beautiful gold bracelet, a credit card for me, and then something that appeared to be Easter eggs?

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At closer inspection, I realized they weren’t Easter eggs at all – they were anal beads! My pussy tingled at the thought of playing with my new toy, but you weren’t up out of bed yet. I decided I would get started without you and got naked and lubed up my new beads. They were pink like little Easter eggs and the perfect gift, as usual, from you.

I raised one leg up and began inserting them. I didn’t even get four inside me before you came around the corner and caught me playing. You smiled and I knew you were getting hard just watching. I continued to pop them in, one by one, into my tight little pink asshole. You watched as you took out your cock and began stroking it. I love being your perfect little dirty slut and pleasing you by doing things no one else will do for you. I got them all in – now its your turn to take them all out …..

Resurrecting Dead Dick with Great Blowjobs for Easter

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First on my list was the head of my department. His wife looks like she has never touched a dick, let alone swallowed one. I went to see him under the guise of helping me with my fellowship papers, and I ended up blowing him at his desk. I don’t think his balls had been drained in a decade. He didn’t last long with my sweet lips wrapped around his swollen mushroom head. I worked my hands and mouth up his shaft until he practically blew a hole in the back of my head form the force of his orgasm. Maybe now that he is a bit more relaxed, he will go easy with the red pen on my last paper.

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